ANTI PAYPAL CLUB
est. 2026 · a cypherpunk shrine to frozen funds ❄
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> incoming transmission from PAYPAL...
> re: your account
"WE'VE PLACED A HOLD ON YOUR FUNDS." > reason ............ [REDACTED]
> amount held ....... $14,000.00
> appeals .......... none
> access resumes ... in 180 days
> humans available . 0
> re: your account
"WE'VE PLACED A HOLD ON YOUR FUNDS." > reason ............ [REDACTED]
> amount held ....... $14,000.00
> appeals .......... none
> access resumes ... in 180 days
> humans available . 0
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